A brief review of Construction simulator 2015

[Inquisitor]

This is the story about Denald Trempton.

Denald Trempton was an unskilled laborer who one day decided to start his own business somewhere in Germany. At this point, Denald got a few minor contracts, including a contract to build a wall to keep all those naughty mexicans out and make America Great Again. Denald was very excited about this, but he couldn't start out on this wall, first he had to go and do a few fetch and carry jobs here and there, loading goods onto a truck with a forklift and suchlike. Occasionally they would vibrate through the shelves, but Denald put that down to the cocaine he'd been mainlining for the last week or so. Now Denald was a little bit naughty and so he decided to see if his forklift could do a handbrake turn with an unsecured pallet of bricks on the forks, and what do you know, that pallet went flying through the air, through the foreman's face to land on the car park floor, perfectly intact if upside down.

Denald thought this was great fun and he wondered if he could do this with a telehandler, so he went down to see his friend Vladimir who sold cheap russian JBCs. At one stage, Denald Trempton was a little bit late and so he may have driven through a couple of red lights, but the police were clearly busily doing paperwork or selling weed to school children, as he didn't get arrested and his vehicles took no damage from ploughing into Granny's mobility scooter whilst doing a tonne down the sidewalk. Vladimir shook his head and explained to Denald that they didn't have any telehandlers at all, or any 180 excavators. Denald was upset about this, but then he noticed there were other changes from the way things were normally done. There were no other workers or annoying subbies, no irritating clients, and best of all, no H&S inspector to make sure he always wore his hi-vis and helmet. There were however, no one hour smoking breaks.

11/10, would throw a pallet of bricks through a foreman's face again.

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