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You know you're addicted to Silent Hunter III when...
« on: January 07, 2016, 04:31:25 AM »
Taken mostly from: http://forums.ubi.com/archive/index.php/t-492864.html

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ADDICTED TO SILENT HUNTER 3 WHEN

When you're driving your car you press the hazard button in the hope a "fish" launches.

When you address your boss at work as "Herr Kaleun".

When you spot the cops ...you shout "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" in your car radio.

When somebody asks why you are pushing your car home ,you say "Shhhh I am running in Silent Mode"

When you are scared of the trashcan cause it resembles a depth charge.

When you play SHIII with NO time compression to get the "real" U-boat feeling.

While driving a car you see a big truck and imagine that's a C3.

When you hear the telephone ring and reflexively yell  "ALLLAAAARRRRMMM!!!"

When you only eat a 'U-boat diet' at home....eggs,bananas,dried meats (beef jerky), rotten & moldy bread and the special 'U-boat cocktail' of lemon juice mixed with canned milk.

When you choose to bath once every three months.

When you try to cap and clamp the shower head thinking it's a leak.

When you see a supertanker on T.V and you start drooling,or dream that you sank it.

When you try and estimate the range, speed, and Angle Of Boy of every passing vehicle.

When I'm in beach and imagine the group of old persons ahead on the water as a juicy merchant convoy. (this really happened! No kidding!)
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Re: You know you're addicted to Silent Hunter III when...
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 01:36:56 PM »
Brilliant Frankie  ;D
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